To Be, Or Not To Be

We claim to be anti-gay but flock in droves to roots plays to watch Shebada.

We hate that politicians are corrupt but we're always trying the beat the system.

We want crime to go down but aren't willing to testify.

We give superb customer service to tourists but could care less about serving our own countrymen.

Baby Cham and Vybz Kartel record immensely popular songs glorifying fellatio but Lisa Hype gives head and is chastised.

No wonder we can't run the fucking country. We have no idea who we are or what we want to be.